It’s all Just a Big Shame

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In the latest show Marcus takes us through his adventures in a Spanish prison and gives the boys a lesson on futsal to raise their knowledge of the subject higher than them being “aware that it’s a thing”. Footballers’ sex tapes, including Paul Jewell’s (just imagine that), a merking involving a superfluous owl and the abominable Giorgio Chinaglia are all discussed and Pete reveals his musical talents. It’s decided that there’s “something of the Bernard Matthews” about Sam Allardyce and the words drongo, beano, ocelot and pit yakkers are all included in this episode.